While out to dinner the other night, my wife and I were waiting for a table. While we waited, I watched as a woman in her late 30s or early 40s texting a message to some goober in the same foggy world as hers. I turned to my wife and said: "Some day, with technology growing as fast as it is, people will simply be able to speak into that device and the person on the other end will hear you speaking. There will no longer be necessary to type in all those words and send the message and wait for a reply" Of course I was being sarcastic, but I can't help to be amazed at people who will go to that much trouble to use the latest and greatest toy regardless of how inconvenient it is to use. They may as well use little pictures of smoke signals. Can you imagine a crow first learning to fly and still flying around the mountain. Maybe they don't know it's also a phone. Like the lumberjack who buys his first chainsaw and brings it back saying it can't cut worth a damn. The salesman picks it up and says let's see if we can find the problem. The salesman grabs the pull rope and starts the chainsaw and the lumberjack jumps back and screams: what the hell is all that noise? If I showed that woman that it was also a phone, would she say "Well, I'll be damned" I am not surprised that kids do these things; after all they are kids and they won't make sense till they learn to make a dollar. I guess I am not really bothered by these folks, but merely puzzled. I watch, look, think and sometimes scratch my head, but find them kind of entertaining. I want to see at least one of everything before I go and people are no exception. But just when you think you have seen it all, there comes another one. Unfortunately, most of what I see tends to make me want to cry rather than laugh.

Throw them in a pot, stir them up and you have idiot soup. Willie, when asked if he had his own opinion of the bombing of the Twin Towers, stated that he did and went on to say that he watched an imploding of a building in Vegas and there were some similarities. "One of the buildings fell and nothing even hit it" Now there is one for the books! The world watched the first building smoking from the first plane as the second plane slammed into the second tower and Willie missed it. Willie needs to roll smaller joints or only watch the news in the morning before that first joint. The other chunk of ignorance that makes up our idiot soup is Michael Moore. He stated that he was for John Edwards because he went after the big corporations. Moore is a big corporation in his own right and is a multi millioniare who does not seem to be as free with his money as he is with ours, but that is typical for a democrat. The thing that adds to the long list of things that prove this guy is an ignoramus is his proud praise of his democrat party because they now receive the big money from the big corporations rather than those evil republicans. And that proves what? To me it proves he is the typical leftist who leans so far to the left he only gets tanned on one of his two faces. One would think that his hatred of the big corporations would cause him to have second thoughts about his support for the dems, because they are now receiving the big money from those evil corporations. For those of you that like your idiot soup strong, try some Rosie ODumbass or maybe a little John Cougar Mellenhead. But, take in easy on the ODumbass and Mellenhead; it will over power your idiot soup and you will not be able to enjoy the ignorant flavor of Nelson and Moore. Unfortunately, the number of seasonings that can add to the flavor of a good batch of idiot soup is high and seemingly increasing. If you like your idiot soup a little rich, try some Ted Turner and some Warren Buffet. If you like soul food try the new imitation soul seasoning Barack Obama. If you are not worried about your diet and fat doesn't bother you, try some Ted Kennedy. If you enjoy a good garnish for your food, try some Clinton. It is the perfect garnish because it will just lie there and look good better than anything. In fact, if you want something that lies great, pick some Clinton. It will lie on a plate, it will lie on the table, it will lie when you want it will lie when it's able, it will lie in the air, it will lie on the ground, it will lie at your side and every time you turn around. (A little Doctor Seuss for the child in me) Unfortunately this is not funny; America is being taken over by idiot soup ingredients. They know that few will do any research and never wonder about what they hear. The global warming scam is a fine example. They offer little proof, if any at all, that things such as global warming are factual. I have been able to rebut every claim that has been made that man has caused global warming and the scam continues. I welcome the argument and all I get are insults. Not that I mind the insults; it means I have just won the debate. I want the debate, I want the argument and I want the proof! Bring it on people. Educate me, unless you fear an education. Tell me how the rich don't pay or people don't get heath care or that people can't get jobs or that people can't get an education or that prosperity is not available to everyone. Tell me!